Now, I think any creature ought to be satisfied with four legs. Six, max. Any more than that and we’re just being greedy. Did you know house centipedes can have up to 15 pairs of legs? What do you even do with that many legs? Nothing useful, I’m sure. Leave some legs for the rest of us, house centipedes!

That said, while creatures who don’t know when to say no to extra pairs of legs give me the heebie jeebies, I certainly don’t think they deserve to be punished with death. I never kill bugs. Once I even gave up my bed and slept on the couch because a spider friend of mine needed a place to crash. That’s how nice I am.

Sonia, however, feels differently about such things.

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